My mummee tooks me on anudder feeld trip this week and my naybors came too! My nu naybors are Penny and Maddie. Shhh..don’t tells anybody, but theys are like my gurlfrends. My mummee and thar mummee takes us all on walks every nights.

Maddie & Penny--my nu naybors

Now lets me tells yu sumthang abowt Maddie and Penny….they like to walk. Forever. Likes they never takes a brake. Now let’s me tell yu sumthang abowts me. I’m old. I likes to takes brakes. Alot. And I will just stops wharever I am.

See I told yu. I'm old and needs lots of brakes.

I takes lots of brakes when we’s go walkin–so to my nu frends Maddie and Penny..Tank yu fer always waiting for me and letting and old dawg take a brake.

Oh, my mummee’s bed is the bestests playce in the werld. I wants to be there all the tymes, buts my mummee onlee lets me be thare when this lowd thangee gose off in the erly morning. It’s reely louds too! But then I knows that it’s my tymes to jump up thare and gets all my mummee’s luvins!

Hay, donts bodder me, I ownly haves a limeted tyme ups heer.

OH SHOOTS! I almost forgetted to give a big showt owts to my nuest frend, Teal’c…thanks to yu, my mummee getted her nose outs of her books!!

I spended the nite away frum home last nite. I wented to a doggee resort. My familee tells me they are goin on a vakashun soon and I get to haves my own vakashun heer at this resort, so they wanted me to stays heer for a nite to chek it out and see hows I lyked it. It wuz weerd to nots be at home. I wuz buzy tho and gots to play with alot of other dawgs! They haves a swimmin pull too, but I didn’t get in it. Guess what? I even getted a report kard!! They sed I wuz a reely good boy! My mommee wuz prowd of me!

This is whered I stayed.

And this is me’s when I getted home…phew, I’m pooped!

My familee wants me to lyke swimming. I don’ts. We wents out on the bote this weekends and they putted that green thingee on me agen and I tride to eet it off. It did nots werk. The putted me ins the water and I cride and cride and tride to gets on my mommee’s hed. I wanted outta there!!!! Heer are some piktures. You can’t tells how upset I am, buts I am. Just keeps me on the bote and I will be’s happee.

I may looks like i'm havn fun, but beeleeves me, I'm not.

I want dry lands.

Oh the bestest place in the world.. my mommee's lap.

Yu guys go and do’s whutever yu do on the weekends, I’m jest gonna sit heer and reelax.

My hooman brudders always plays with this big ball and I wunted to get in on the akshun!! Looks at me!!

My familee is always takn me on feeld trips! Todays we wents to the river to put those poles in the wuter agen. The river was yukky and muddys..eww. I jus mostlee sat with my mommee and wached the peeple and theres poles. We wuz sposed to go to the lake and goes on the bote but we rode all the ways out there and daddee forgotted all the lyfe jakets….so we cames home and went to the river insted. Poor daddee.

Me and mommee relaxn. We don't have poles.

Jake with his poled in the wuter.

I wuv me sum fresh ayre!

Okays, my mommee has beens reely taking alongs tyme helping me say my tank yoo’s fer all the awards yu guys have been giving me!!!

Shee’s nots reely doing too well in figuring this out. She is uoousally reely good with the compooter buts its just not working out. So heer are my tank yu’s but withouts the piktures.

Tank yu Dozer for my I’M A FAN OF YOUR BLOG Award!!!

Tank yu agains Dozer for my PROXIMIDADE Award !!

Tank yu Daisy for YOUR BLOG IS FABULOUS Award !!

Tank yu again Daisy for NENO’S AWARD !!

And last but sertaintly not the leest…Tank yu to Honey for theese awards:
SWEET STAMP AWARD and the PROXIMIDADE AWARD !!!

Okays everybodee, pleese ekcuse my mommee that she’s not knowing whut she’s doing right nows….she’s trying!! Hopefullys she knows whuts to do befores I gets nemore awards!!!

My familee eets alot of eyce kreem…I knowd this becawse I smells it ALL the tyme. And lets me tells yu, I LUV the smells of eyce kreem. Yu kant sneek it frume eether…I will fynd it..I promise yu. My mommee nose that she shuldn’t gives me peeple eyce kreem buts sumtymes she will gives me a lyttle bits…I gets sos eksited!!! Heers our most recent trip to gets eyce kreem.

I jest knowd I kan gets my mowth in heer.

i got it!

We is alls happee nows that we gots our eyce kreem

I wuznt too shore whuts wuz goin on tooday when I wokes up. My familee was reely bizy getting lots of stuffs reddy. Then my mommee taked out this green thing and tryed to put it arownd me. I didn’t lyke it at all. Heers a pikture, but its blurried becawse I wuldn’t sits still for mommee !

No mommee, taked it off.

Ok, so my mommee gived up and we left. My familee has a bowt and I didn’t getted to go on it last summers becuz I had to be treeted for wormies in my hart. I wuz a little nervus to getted on the bowt, but I did it!

me & mommee

So thens my familee taked out theese long poll thingies and threwed them into the waters. Mommee sed if I wanted to sits neer my daddee I had to putted on my green thingie…..so I letted her putted it on me. Whew, I’m glad I letted her dos that becawse I slided overbored and fell in!!!! Good thing I had my green thingy on..it saved me!! Here I am with my daddee.
So, my daddee and my brudder, Joe, hewlped me out of the water. It wuz freezin!!

This day wared me out. Can we go home now?